trying to get your friends to watch a show you like
Recently my grandmother found out I’m queer. Her response was to tell me that she disapproves of me living with my “friend” (i.e. my girlfriend) and that I should give up my vile queer ways and become a Christian (Lol). She even sent me a bible. Here are its remains, which I made into black-out poetry.
Poem 1: Bisexual (from Leviticus 19:9)— “Have sexual relations with her. Have sexual relations with him. Have sexual relations with both a woman and a man. Have sexual relations with yourself. Vomit on everyone who does not respect you.”
Poem 2: Fisting (from Judges 8:5)— “water/ lap the water/ drink/go down to drink/your hands/go down/I give into your hands/go down/encouraged/down/on the seashore/the whole hand/your hand/inside/I get to the edge/and shout/grasping/crying out/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/God/I came”
Poem 3: A Letter to the Exiles (from Jeremiah 28:13) — “Ze said: ‘Do not let lies name you, nor harm your heart. Gather. Raise the sword against them. They scorn and reproach, for they have not listened— again and again have not listened.’ “
Poem 4: Child (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “Your father and your mother rubbed salt in. No one looked on you with pity or had compassion enough for you, for on the day you were born you were despised. Live! Grow. I looked at you and saw you were enough.”
Poem 5: Father (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “You never adored us. You became very angry. You took some out on us. Your sons and daughters were not enough? You slaughtered— in all your detestable practices— our youth.”
Poem 6: Misandry (from Acts 27:41) — “Dangerous men should be broken.”
"You should know that all my previous assistants have died long, painful deaths."
THAT’S THE BEST COSPLAY OF MAYOR EVER
SCREAMING FROM ADORABLENESS
NO SERIOUSLY UNTIL I SAW THE GIF I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PLUSHIE
People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’
And people who burn down all of Paris
oh my god I was rewatching Beauty and the Beast today (including this extra scene) and I was like WHAT IF THEY STILL READ TOGETHER LIKE THIS AFTER THE BEAST’S TRANSFORMATION AND BELLE WOULD READ HIM ALL HER FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE PLAYS AND UGH ADAM WOULD BE LIKE THE MOS T ADORABLE DISNEY PRINCE EVER
yeah so i made this thing bc headcanon
Kenguru is a tiny electric hatchback for wheelchair users
By Ellis Hamburger, theverge.com
Kenguru’s electric car has no seats, and you drive it by putting your hands on motorcycle-style handlebars. It’s built for wheelchair users, who can roll right through the rear hatch of the car into the driver’s area. The Austin-based…
THIS IS SO COOL.
This is one of my favorite Doctor Who moments, by far.
Intentar joder una panorámica te puede convertir en Dios.
lets nominate her for an actress award omfg
that escalated quickly…
"The universe is vast. You are also vast. So is an ant. There are different sizes of infinity.”
—Welcome to Night Vale
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
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