February 2012
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“On set Martin [Freeman] kept saying, ‘Oh yeah, you went to fucking Hogwarts,...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch, talking about his boarding school education. (via theconsultingfangirl)
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
(via adorablemindblank)
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I had this amazing convo with Maskedpineapple on...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Play truth or dare!
Stranger: Jim, you are drunk. -SM
You: Truth! -HW
You: Oh, who are you? -HW
Stranger: Who the fuck are /you/? Just some random ass drunk? -SM
You: No, not anymore. How could you know that? -HW
Stranger: I called you a drunk and you said tru- oh I see what happened here. -SM
You: Who is Jim? Are you supposed to meet here? That must be hard since you chat to random people on here. -HW
You: And I wrote Truth before you wrote.
Stranger: I'm trying to find his drunk ass trolling away on here. Need to stop him from doing anything stupid -SM
Stranger: Who are you? -SM
You: Just a random girl on the internet. What about you? -HW
Stranger: Bored employee trying to find my boss -SM
You: That's bad. Why are you looking for him? -HW
Stranger: I
Stranger: 'm stuck on location and I know he's on this site but has shut off all other contact. He's a bit of a mouth when he's drunk and doesn't need to go talking about private things o nthe internet -SM
You: Oh, that's really bad. I hope they're not too private -HW
Stranger: Private, but in a business sense -SM
You: Good, then it's not 'that' bad. It could be worse, couldn't it? -HW
Stranger: Eh, could get us in a fair bit of trouble. Business is a bit...below the bar -SM
You: What are you, a drug dealer or something? Haha -HW
Stranger: Nothing so low brow -SM
Stranger: We deal with a much more... involved clientele -SM
You: I don't want to know, do I? -HW
You: Are you supposed to be working right now? It's pretty late. -HW
Stranger: You probably don't. And I always work late at night. Makes the job easier -SM
You: At least you have a job. I'm looking for one. I was having a hard time since I worked in a bar. -HW
You: I've been sober for a year by now, and found this job and I thought I'd be strong enough, you know. But it was really hard so I had to quit. -HW
Stranger: Understanable, my boss drives me to drink quite a bit at times -SM
You: I used to say I drank because of my brother. No one drives you to drink, it's you. -HW
Stranger: You might blame him if you've seen the things I've had to do under his orders -SM
Stranger: What did you blame your brother for?
You: He joined the army and left us by our own. My mother got depressed. -HW
You: And I started to drink. -HW
Stranger: Army boy then? I'm familiar with that. Mum was pissed when I ran off to join the ranks -SM
You: My dad was a soldier too. He was killed. -HW
You: That's why we didn't want my brother to join the army. -HW
Stranger: I never actaully knew my dad. Scumbag ran off when my mum found out she was expecting. I'd probably shoot the bastard if I ever saw him -SM
You: Ugh. Yeah he probably deserve it. -HW
Stranger: Sure as hell would for leaving me with that bitch -SM
You: ... Your mother doesn't sound like a good person either. -HW
Stranger: Family wasn't so great -SM
Stranger: I've got Jim now -SM
You: Well now I've got my brother, he's back to London so I can see him. Even if he's not very happy at me right now. -HW
You: So that Jim is your boss? -HW
You: (brb, if you don't mind to wait a couple of minutes)
Stranger: What's he doing up in london? Not many places to live on with an army pension. -SM
Stranger: (go ahead!)
You: (back)
You: He's sharing a flat. Actually he's living with his couple right now. -HW
You: Lovely girl, I must say. -HW
Stranger: Oh, he's got a girl? How you feel about her? -SM
You: Nah, she's nice. Too bad she's straight ;) --HW
Stranger: Aha, I take it you're into her then? Also, that you're female -SM
You: Well... I like her, just not in that way.
You: He's my brother's girlfriend, for god's sake. I'd never try anything. -HW
You: And I think I said I'm a girl before. -HW
Stranger: Doesn't mean you can't appreciate it, it's like art. You can look all you want, but people get pissed when you start touching yourself in the museum -SM
Stranger: I think it was implied but not said -SM
Stranger: Nope, fuck me, you did say a girl. I'm distracted. Sue me. -SM
You: I was going to copypaste it. Haha -HW
You: Well, since I was a young girl I taught myself not to look my brother's girlfriends in that way. Now it's kind of automatic. -HW
Stranger: Known right from the start that you're bent then? Did that make it any easier? -SM
You: Well, kind of. -HW
Stranger: I was pretty fucking caught off guard when I realized I preferred blokes -SM
Stranger: Not my best moment -SM
You: I think I knew, since I was a little girl. That I wasn't like the other girls from my school, you know.
You: But then I had this big, BIG crush on a girl at higschool. And I think everybody noticed. I was called bad things, and my brother had to kick some arses.
You: But you know, as soon as I realised and accepted it... it all went smoothly. -HW
You: My family were really supportive, actually -HW
You: was*
You: I was thinking about my mother and brother, and I said family. Sorry, lapsus. -HW
Stranger: Seems like it didn't go too horribly wrong then. Nothing more awkward than realizing you're into men than when you're stuck in barracks with 50 other men in the middle of nowhere with too much alcohol on hand -SM
You: Oops. -HW
Stranger: I had to do most of the arse kicking on my own and I was in pretty deep denial for quite some time. Haven't told any of my family -SM
You: My brother told me his friends there weren't too lgtb supportive. He told me they beat a guy up for being gay. -HW
You: He helped that boy, though. -HW
Stranger: He's a good man then, it seems -SM
You: He really is. He has strong morals, I guess. He looks like my father a lot. That's why we thought he'd die in Afghanistan as well. -HW
Stranger: Know what regiment he served in? Your brother, not your father -SM
You: ... God, I don't remember. Wait, I'll check. I have it somewhere. I was a drunk then, so I don't have many memories from that.
You: Maybe you knew him, where did you go? -HW
Stranger: I was part of the 1st Bangalore Pioneers, last serving as a colonel before I "retired" -SM
Stranger: In Afghanistan, that is -SM
You: I found it. -HW
You: 5th Northumberland Fusiliers.
Stranger: ...sounds familiar -SM
You: He served as a captain before he left. He got a bullet, you see. -HW
Stranger: ...what was your brother's name? Just first, if you don't mind me asking -SM
You: John. -HW
Stranger: ..... -SM
Stranger: I think we may need to draw this conversation to a close, ma'am -SM
You: God, you know him? -HW
You: I hope you didn't have a fight. -HW
Stranger: We haven't met face to face -SM
You: Were you rivals or what? -HW
Stranger: I never knew of him until after we were both back in London -SM
Stranger: Since then our paths have crossed on occasion -SM
You: Have they? -HW
Stranger: Indeed. I've seen your brother several times, though he has't seen me, Harry. -SM
You: ... are you stalking him? -HW
You: I must say, I had my doubts he was really straight, but he is. -HW
Stranger: Stalking makes it sound like I do it for fun -SM
Stranger: and I have no romantic or sexual interest in your brother -SM
You: God, I'm starting to worry. -HW
Stranger: I think you would do well to -SM
You: You said your job... oh, god. -HW
You: Oh, god. Jim. Your boss. -HW
You: Fuck. -HW
You: I'm stupid, god. -HW
Stranger: I'd tell you not to warn him, but I wouldn't hesitate to guess that he assumes someone is watcing him already -SM
You: Can you please just tell me something? -HW
Stranger: Possibly -SM
You: Are you going to kill him? That's what you want? -HW
Stranger: He only gets killed if he does anything that might hurt or kill Jim -SM
You: Look, he won't. Or I guess he won't, because he's planning to marry that girl. He's a doctor, he's working as a doctor. You probably know that already. -HW
You: And since Sherlock died, he doesn not have to do with your boss anymore. -HW
You: does not*
Stranger: Does anyone actually believe that Sherlock is dead? -SM
You: Isn't he? -HW
You: Look, if he's alive, he doesn't care about my brother. He's been in therapy, for fuck's sake. -HW
You: He still has nightmares. He can't even see blood without shaking like a little leaf against the wind. -HW
You: And he's a doctor. -HW
Stranger: Sherlock thinks he's keeping his little doctor safe by pretending to be dead. He's wrong. -SM
You: But my brother checked. He read the autopsy papers and everything. It was him. -HW
You: Well, I think he's safer. As long as my brother thinks he's dead, he won't be in trouble. -HW
Stranger: Have you met Sherlock Holmes? You're bound to know he's so much more clever than that -SM
Stranger: I don't expect for Holmes to hold out much longer about his existence. He's been lurking closer and closer -SM
You: I met him three or four times when my brother lived with him. He was a jerk. He should better have his mouth shut most of the time. -HW
Stranger: He is a jerk, but he's a jerk who is horribly co-dependent on your brother -SM
You: Well, fuck him. -HW
Stranger: Do you think John will be able to hold himself back if Sherlock comes back and offers him adventure again? -SM
You: I hope he punches his ugly face. -HW
Stranger: Wouldn't expect anything less. Might expect him to snog him right after though -SM
You: I'll talk to Holmes then. I'll make him understand he can't do that to my brother. -HW
You: Hah. Some years ago I'd wished the very same thing. But not now. -HW
Stranger: I don't think anything you say will stop Holmes from coming back. And it's not wishing. It's informed speculation -SM
You: I checked. My brother's not gay. -HW
You: Anyway, I don't know if you know, maybe you did a little research on my family. I worked for the police, before my problem. -HW
Stranger: You've seen them together a handful of times. I've been watching. -SM
Stranger: Bisexual, though -SM
You: I still got contacts. I'm going to find Holmes. And I'll break his fucking legs if he comes near my brother. I won't let you kill the only thing I have. -HW
Stranger: If the threat of Jim Moriarty and his right hand aren't enough to scare off Holmes, do you really think that a tiny lesbian is going to do the trick? -SM
You: Hah, I guess you don't know what a defenseless woman can do. -HW
Stranger: Scream like a bitch? -SM
You: That too. -HW
You: Just researched you. Moran, right? -HW
You: I hope we don't ever meet face to face. -HW
Stranger: How sweet of you to look me up, Harry -SM
You: Know your enemy, they say. Better the devil you know. Now I know you. Let me deal with Holmes first. And stay away from my brother. -HW
You: [disconnected]
Stranger: Hm, shame she's gone. We could have gone after Holmes together. Could have been fun. -SM
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Lucy Liu will be Watson on the American version of...
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
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sherlock-who:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
#meryl streep could play my goldfish and i’d believe her #i had a meryl streep once
#I HAD A MERYL STREEP ONCE. I forgot to feed her.
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literatigeek:
Redvines are Red
Headbands are Blue
I must be a Hufflepuff
To have found someone like you.
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My beautiful baby
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take a screenshot of your desktop rn and then...
barbequedip:
bowlikesatumble:
juarhala:
koala-whisperer:
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hiddlesperfection:
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johnny-lennon:
hollyw1se:
Looks like I’m boring xD
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madimpossible:
sibilidomdom:
8 Year old girl...
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Sherlockian Omegle Raid 2.0 anyone?
notanaveragemuggle:
At 10 PM GMT, we should take over Omegle again, to RP with fellow Sherlockians and to troll the innocent public! If you’re going to be part of the raid then like/reblog and spread the word!
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On omegle: "Look at your left. The closest thing...
LOL IT WAS MY FATHER.
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Watching True Blood with my mother.
It’s in Spanish but it’s fun because she ships Alcide/Sookie and talks out loud about the Eric/Sookie/Bill and makes jokes.
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I'm taking my vaccines
I needed some vaccines in order to leave the country next month. On Wednesday I got my hepatitis A shot. Yesterday I had the first dose for typhus. Today I had the first dose for cholera.
This one is some powder you put in a glass of water and then you open a little vial and drop it there too.
Drinking some cholera in a glass of water before breakfast is not nice. It’s kind of gross.
...
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Looking at a picture of nice, handsome men...
and paying attention on who is a leftie and who’s not.
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Sometimes I wonder if Im an Ace. I know I’m not, but god, sometimes my sex drive doesn’t exist at all. From asexual to completely horny in 5 seconds other times.
That’s my everyday life.
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have-you-seen-my-haggis:
gallifreyfieldsforever:
Empathy Test
brennanlovesbooth:
heisthecreamtomycoffee:
emilykc:
cupcakegethin:
ruprt:
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 64 - 80 is very high 80 is maximum
14.
Yeahhhhh…
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